Killa for Hire I'm doing that thing squiffle did a few cycles ago. I'll pretty much do anything you want for payment of some sort (this does not necessarily mean e-peen, I will take other things that will be of use to me).
Basic Ground Rules:
Weaker Teams get a discount
Friends get a discount
Discounts, possibly to the point of free, may be given for plans that strike me as exceedingly devious or fun
I will not be a part of your team
I will not funnel bux through auction, or Universal Express you Drones
I am not willing to stop PvP'ing you or your team, no matter what you are willing to pay
I am willing to: take another teams asteroid anonymously for you, facility spam, stalk them in PvP (I will be doing this to everyone regardless), add drones in areas that you would like them to think they are strong in (but not for long periods of time), farm items for you, send you information regarding drone and facility levels on their rocks, and probably most everything you can think of.
I will not tell anyone who or what you ask me to do, unless you want me to.