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Killa for Hire

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  • Posted By: crashnburn11  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Killa for Hire
    I'm doing that thing squiffle did a few cycles ago. I'll pretty much do anything you want for payment of some sort (this does not necessarily mean e-peen, I will take other things that will be of use to me).

    Basic Ground Rules:

    Weaker Teams get a discount

    Friends get a discount

    Discounts, possibly to the point of free, may be given for plans that strike me as exceedingly devious or fun

    I will not be a part of your team

    I will not funnel bux through auction, or Universal Express you Drones

    I am not willing to stop PvP'ing you or your team, no matter what you are willing to pay

    I am willing to: take another teams asteroid anonymously for you, facility spam, stalk them in PvP (I will be doing this to everyone regardless), add drones in areas that you would like them to think they are strong in (but not for long periods of time), farm items for you, send you information regarding drone and facility levels on their rocks, and probably most everything you can think of.

    I will not tell anyone who or what you ask me to do, unless you want me to.
  • Posted By: Schmurrr  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Can I put a PvP hit out on that crashnburn11 guy? ;)
  • Posted By: grimdel  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Howabout a Sexor hit on Crash?
  • Posted By: Squiffle  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

      Quote "grimdel":  

    Howabout a Sexor hit on Crash?



    Did you just tell him to go f*ck himself ?
  • Posted By: hAvAAck  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    hahahahahahahahahaha ROFLROFLROFLROFL
  • Posted By: crashnburn11  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    As an aside to this, I will give 1 epeen for each 15 illuminati doppelpets you kill by facility spamming. Contact me if you would like more info.

    Yes, that is right. Not only am I a mercenary, but I will also pay you to be one!
  • Posted By: Schmurrr  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

      Quote "crashnburn11":  

    As an aside to this, I will give 1 epeen for each 15 illuminati doppelpets you kill by facility spamming. Contact me if you would like more info.

    Yes, that is right. Not only am I a mercenary, but I will also pay you to be one!



    If you weren't a Lummie right now, I'd challenge you to a PvP showdown!
    BLAMMITY BLAM! BBBRRRRRRRRAAARRRR!!! Off with your head! When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master! Tan Your Hide!