Trade/Turns Wand effect has been added to Donations processing. Yep! From now on, when you donate for peen via Paypal, you will not only get your peen, but you also will be granted 10 hours of turns/trades Wand boost for each peen you donate for, as a special gift from that big magical fairy, Emperor Jim Norton. The breakdown is:
$10 = 10 Peen +100 hours turns and trades boost.
$20 = 21 Peen +210 hours turns and trades boost.
$50 = 56 Peen +560 hours turns and trades boost.
$100 = 120 Peen +1200 hours turns and trades boost.
Anyway, I hope that's what happens. Haven't had a chance to test it so who wants to be the first test subject to strap that rocket on and light the match? :D