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  • Posted By: adsynth  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Typohnoes! & Grammar Thread (READ BEFORE POSTING IN TYPO REPORTS)
    ***DO NOT POST ANYMORE ? INSTEAD OF ' TYPOS.***

    THIS OF COURSE, MEANS IF YOU SEE A ? AND A ' SHOULD BE THERE, DON'T REPORT IT HERE, OR ANYWHERE ELSE. IT'S A KNOWN ISSUE AND CAN'T BE RESOLVED YET. THANKS.


    First, I would like to thank AgentLex for originally attacking this topic and posting these rules, and I would like to thank Munk, without your intensive surgical strike on this thread, I may still be sifting through the posts. I would also like to thank P4UL for all of her diligent help, not only showing me the ropes but tackling the tough ones too.

    and now...

    Welcome to the Typo and Grammar, "I know better than you", Thread. You are posting your suggestion here for review by one of SSW's moderators.

    Some of you have access to the Bug Reporting Tools. Here is a note for our Trusted Bug Finder group:

    • By posting here in the Typo/Grammar Thread you are paying the price of 1 Typo Ribbon for a moderator to review it and post the bug in your name. The old award was 2 Typo Ribbons for self submissions. Posting here avoids someone taking credit for your suggestion and also avoids negative scores for bunk/incorrect submissions. All self submissions, via the Bug Reporting Tools, regarding typos/grammar, from this point forward will be denied, whether or not they are valid submissions. With a denial you will receive a negative Bug Finder score and, eventually, your access may be removed from the Trusted Bug Finder group. Munk has placed a note regarding this on the Bug Reporting Form, please take time to read over the rules, again, when using that form.




    READ THESE RULES BEFORE POSTING!

    You will see here, below, the excuses.. err, reasons that some text is the way it is. We appreciate, and need your help, but remember: The road to H311 is paved with good 1n73n710nz.


    1. Here is the format you will need to use, in order to allow quick and easy processing of your typo/grammar change/correction suggestion.


      • Planet and Location (For Items this is N/A)

      • Monster Name or Item

      • Sex0r, Conv0, Action, Quest related, Use, or Description?

      • Sex0r or Conv0 Title (For Use please provide Use, Make, Sell, or Destroy)

      • Old Text

      • New Text Suggestion

      • Your reason for the suggestion

      • Be as CONCISE and TO THE POINT as possible, long winded reports cause our eyes to glaze over and often cause involuntary spasms in the clicking finger that hovers ever so closely to the shiny DELETE REPLY button.

      • Only one Monster/Item per post please


    2. This Topic is for Typo/Grammar only, all off topic posts will be removed, consider this your warning. If you post collateral obscura, you will be exiled from posting in the forums.

    3. Discussion on the validity of suggestions will be held outside of this thread. Your post will be reviewed and possibly redirected for discussion. If it is accepted you will either receive a Typo Ribbon or a smail regarding the denial of the post. After your post has been handled, it will be deleted.

    4. Heh, all y'all prolly know what yer doing! <<< Yes, that is perfect example of internet colloquialisms. And (OMG a sentence starting with "and"), this is the list of other words intentionally misspelled for your pleasure.


      • Popsickle

      • Bananna

      • Jellys

      • Leperchauns

      • Unphased

      • Spite (Instead of Sprite)

      • Strange pluralities: Nutsmeg, Pahtahtoes, etc...

      • As more are created... err discovered, they will be posted here. If you have any doubt about a word that "shocks" you, because of how abusive it is to the English language, then please look it up prior to posting it... Google is your friend.


    5. Please don't suggest corrections for, or against, the Oxford Comma. The battle is still being waged and satiation of both sides has been achieved through simply avoiding the topic... Deal.

    6. Your friend the pausis (..) and the ellipses (...) have invited their cousins the exclamtiellipses (!!!) and the pausexclamationis (!!) to abuse your grammatical senses. Expect to see them in use.

    7. Any typos in forums posts are not reportable.



    By posting in this thread you agree to abide by the posting guidelines.
  • Posted By: Valzor  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Location: The Universal Chef Learning Academy (UCLA) on Flambe
    Monster: the Divine Chef of the Lavatory
    Monster Description:

      Quote  

    This delicious mansickle is the lavatory specialist of the USC, charged with keeping the toilets of the USC masses a brilliant white, he is adept with the use of meats and proteins.



    USC should be UCLA (as it is with the other UCLA monsters).
  • Posted By: Valzor  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Location: Universal School of Cooking (USC) on Flambe
    Monster: the Overlord Chef of the Laundry
    Sex0r Result:

      Quote  

    You've always wondered why the chefs wore such tall toques, and now you know! What a perfect place for a dildo and some spare batteries! Needless to say, you had a wonderful romp betwix the many sheets of this laundry, and you think your hastily discarded thongs were still in a pile of dirty napkins near the huge boiler. Now going commando in what you are pretty sure is someone else's clean chef whites, you bid the Chef farewell and walk awkwardly away.



    Here "betwix" should be "betwixt".
  • Posted By: Valzor  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Location: The Universal Chef Learning Academy (UCLA) on Flambe
    Monster: the Divine Chef of the Laundry
    Sex0r Result:

      Quote  

    You've always wondered why the chefs wore such tall toques, and now you know! What a perfect place for a dildo and some spare batteries! Needless to say, you had a wonderful romp betwix the many sheets of this laundry, and you think your hastily discarded thongs were still in a pile of dirty napkins near the huge boiler. Now going commando in what you are pretty sure is someone else's clean chef whites, you bid the Chef farewell and walk awkwardly away.



    Here "betwix" should be "betwixt". This is the same typo as the previous, but in a different monster and a different location.
  • Posted By: Valzor  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    (withdrew this one)