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  • Posted By: Schmurrr  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    What NOT to Buy Your Kids
    "Kids gotta learn to French kiss animals sometime."

    Top 15 in 2009
  • Posted By: ShyiLhana  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

      Quote "Schmurrr":  

    "Kids gotta learn to French kiss animals sometime."

    Top 15 in 2009



    okay, this was awesomely hilarious!! But, you shouldn't buy most of them..you don't want your kid to "pretend breast feed" babies with your fake nipple dress and the poll dancing doll- why are these things created in the first place! So glad I didn't have little girls and debate whether it is an okay toy and had rough and tumble boys instead!! Though, they used to undress my step-daughters barbies so they were bare and my ten year old likes the color pink and wanted to be a princess for Halloween one year......he says, at the time his age was 8- "I'm getting in touch with my inner feminine side mom, get a grip, I am all boy otherwise". I am sooo in trouble!!!
  • Posted By: assmoppet  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Baby gloton has shown up before. That is the only toy on there that wasn't stupid or gross (I almost gagged over those french kiss pops.)

    I think it is kind of sad that a baby doll that is breastfed is "inappropriate" and "gross" but giving dolls bottles is ok.
  • Posted By: Salen  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    i would've loved a pole dancing doll when i was a kid! talk about a blow up doll for kids:)
  • Posted By: Rakkasan  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

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    Is that amazing, or is that amazing. Would you look at this, would you french kiss this pop? Luuuuuuuuuh.

  • Posted By: BadPrincezz  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Are hookers and crack ok, though?
  • Posted By: Arikel  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

      Quote "ShyiLhana":  

    he says, at the time his age was 8- "I'm getting in touch with my inner feminine side mom, get a grip, I am all boy otherwise". I am sooo in trouble!!!



    My son gets in touch with his 'inner frat boy' quite often ... it's pretty scary.
  • Posted By: nardo  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    The thumb wrestling wring might be the dumbest product I've ever seen, but Gelli Baff looks like it's a lot of fun.
  • Posted By: assmoppet  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

    Adult fun. *snicker*
  • Posted By: BlueFairy  homeworld | blog | gallery | player profile

      Quote "assmoppet":  

    I think it is kind of sad that a baby doll that is breastfed is "inappropriate" and "gross" but giving dolls bottles is ok.



    I am an equal opportunity hater - I think the bottle fed dolls are gross too ;) Of course my 3 favourite toys when I was a little girl were a Science Encyclopedia, a Barbie doll I'd given a buzz-cut to (and filed its boobs off) and called Frank, and a rock I found on the way to school one day - my opinion on toys should not be trusted ;)