okay, this was awesomely hilarious!! But, you shouldn't buy most of them..you don't want your kid to "pretend breast feed" babies with your fake nipple dress and the poll dancing doll- why are these things created in the first place! So glad I didn't have little girls and debate whether it is an okay toy and had rough and tumble boys instead!! Though, they used to undress my step-daughters barbies so they were bare and my ten year old likes the color pink and wanted to be a princess for Halloween one year......he says, at the time his age was 8- "I'm getting in touch with my inner feminine side mom, get a grip, I am all boy otherwise". I am sooo in trouble!!!
I am an equal opportunity hater - I think the bottle fed dolls are gross too ;) Of course my 3 favourite toys when I was a little girl were a Science Encyclopedia, a Barbie doll I'd given a buzz-cut to (and filed its boobs off) and called Frank, and a rock I found on the way to school one day - my opinion on toys should not be trusted ;)